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Jumanji
Movie

Jumanji

1995Adventure, Comedy, Family

Woke Score
1
out of 10

Plot

Jumanji, one of the most unique--and dangerous--board games ever, falls into the hands of the curious teen, Alan Parrish, in 1969. Mysterious and magical, the game strands the unsuspecting boy in the lush, savage forests of a mythical realm. Nearly three decades later, the game releases him before the awed eyes of the young orphaned siblings, Judy and Peter Shepherd. Now, the wild and incessant beat of the jungle's tribal drums is calling for the now-adult Alan and the other hesitant players, as the one who rolls the dice must never leave undone what the roll has started. Has anyone ever escaped from the game and Jumanji's formidable foes?

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Overall Series Review

Jumanji is a high-stakes adventure that celebrates the restoration of the nuclear family and the importance of fatherhood. It follows Alan Parrish's journey from a frightened boy to a responsible man who must fix the chaos he unleashed decades prior. The film ignores modern political agendas, focusing instead on universal themes of courage, honesty, and responsibility. It portrays the destruction of a local business and family legacy as a tragedy to be averted, grounding the fantastical elements in a desire for social and familial stability.

Categorical Breakdown

Identity Politics1/10

Characters are defined by their actions and bravery rather than their race or background. There are no lectures on systemic issues or privilege, and casting is natural to the setting.

Oikophobia1/10

The story treats the Parrish family business and the town's history with respect. Alan's primary drive is to return to his home, restore his father's legacy, and preserve his community.

Feminism2/10

Masculinity is portrayed as a protective and necessary force. Sarah and Alan function as a complementary team, and the movie values the restoration of a stable, traditional family unit.

LGBTQ+1/10

The narrative focuses exclusively on traditional male-female relationships and the parent-child bond. It contains no references to contemporary gender theory or sexual identity politics.

Anti-Theism2/10

The film centers on the objective moral requirement to finish what one starts and take responsibility for one's mistakes. It lacks any hostility toward faith and promotes a clear sense of duty.

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