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Crank: High Voltage
Movie

Crank: High Voltage

2009Action, Thriller

Woke Score
3
out of 10

Plot

Chev Chelios survives a fall from the sky, sort of. He's in an unknown location, sedated, while various Chinese are harvesting his organs. His heart is gone, in an ice chest; a temporary in its place. Chev escapes, knowing only the name of the guy with the ice chest. He calls Doc Miles, an unlicensed cardiologist, who tells him there's only an hour's life in the artificial heart: keep it charged. Chev needs to find his own heart and get to Doc for a transplant. He starts his time-limited pursuit of shadowy figures, the ice chest, and his heart aided by Eve, Rei, and Venus - a stripper, a prostitute, and a pal with Tourette's - constantly needing an electric charge to keep going.

Overall Series Review

Crank: High Voltage is a nihilistic, over-the-top, and aggressively offensive action sequel that revels in a complete absence of taste or social consciousness. The narrative is a frenetic, time-sensitive quest by Chev Chelios to retrieve his stolen heart, forcing him to keep his temporary artificial heart charged through constant electric shocks. The film is a sensory assault of extreme violence, shock humor, and explicit sexuality, featuring chaotic camerawork and a plot that openly sacrifices logic for absurd, high-octane spectacle. Its content is not concerned with political or social commentary of any kind, instead operating in a pure state of amoral, punk-rock cinema. The film's entire existence is a rejection of decency, refinement, and any moralizing agenda, making it a product antithetical to the 'woke mind virus' by embracing universal crudity and offensiveness without regard for identity politics or progressive moral codes.

Categorical Breakdown

Identity Politics1/10

The narrative does not rely on intersectional hierarchy or vilification of whiteness. The main antagonists are a group of Chinese gangsters, with the protagonist, a white male, openly using racial slurs. This use of offensive ethnic stereotyping and language runs counter to the 'woke' framework of systemic oppression and 'forced diversity,' placing the film at the opposite pole of this category.

Oikophobia2/10

The film does not frame Western civilization as fundamentally corrupt or racist. Instead, it depicts the American setting (Los Angeles underworld) as a chaotic, violent, and utterly amoral playground for the protagonist's survival quest. The film's hostility is toward cinematic and social restraint, not a targeted deconstruction of Western heritage or institutions. The chaos is universal and applied without civilizational self-hatred.

Feminism1/10

Female characters are presented in highly sexualized, objectified roles as a stripper and a prostitute, and the film contains graphic sexual violence and misogynistic humor, such as a woman being shot in her breast implants. This content is the inverse of the 'Mary Sue' or 'Girl Boss' trope, and therefore scores at the lowest possible end for woke feminism.

LGBTQ+2/10

Alternative sexualities are present, specifically with glimpses of a gay S&M club and a biker gang of drag queens and homosexuals. These elements are included solely for shock value, perversity, and spectacle, not to center a sexual identity, deconstruct the nuclear family, or lecture on gender ideology. Sexuality is used for sensationalism, not for a progressive political lens.

Anti-Theism8/10

The film exists in a complete spiritual vacuum, embracing total amorality, moral relativism, and extreme violence for the sake of survival and entertainment. Every character operates without a higher moral law, and Chev's entire existence is reduced to a subjective power dynamic of keeping his heart charged. This nihilism aligns with the 'Morality is subjective power dynamics' definition for a high score, even though it does not explicitly lecture against Christianity.