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Sifu vs. Vampire
Movie

Sifu vs. Vampire

2014Unknown

Woke Score
2
out of 10

Plot

It is said that a corpse should be exhumed and moved every 30 years to ensure continued fortune and prosperity for its descendants. As the time limit is nearing for his grandfather's corpse, TV station boss Kelvin Chow (Kelvin Kwan, Tales from the Dark 2) looks to Charlie Jiang (Yuen Biao), whose ancestors performed the ritual for the Chow family, to complete the task. When Jiang refuses, citing his belief that the ritual is unethical, Chow enlists Nicky and Boo to coerce him into it. However, a series of accidents causes the corpse to be delivered to and left at Chow's TV station, unleashing a bloodbath.

Overall Series Review

Sifu vs. Vampire is a puerile, low-brow Hong Kong horror-comedy focused on traditional Chinese folklore and juvenile sexual humor. The plot revolves around a greedy TV boss messing with an ancient Taoist ritual to ensure his own continued fortune, unleashing a Chinese hopping vampire (Jiangshi). The film’s hero is a master Taoist priest who relies on 'old school magic' and moral principle to restore order, directly affirming traditional Chinese spiritual structures. Female characters are frequently sexualized, and the movie is filled with low-brow gags and sex jokes, which runs counter to modern progressive media sensibilities. The central conflict involves a clear moral difference between the virtuous, tradition-respecting Taoist and the greedy, modern businessman, with the film siding firmly with tradition.

Categorical Breakdown

Identity Politics1/10

The film is an authentic production set entirely within the cultural and ethnic context of Hong Kong, focused on Chinese folklore. The cast is entirely Asian, and the narrative does not contain any vilification of 'whiteness,' forced diversity, or discussions of race-based privilege. Character merit is judged by their moral standing and their skill in Taoist practice and martial arts.

Oikophobia2/10

The narrative uses Taoist beliefs and the Feng Shui burial ritual as its core premise, portraying the Taoist Master as the ethical and capable protector of traditional wisdom, who refuses the ritual on principle. The moral villain is the greedy, modern TV boss who disrespects this heritage for financial gain. The film presents the Taoist tradition and ancestral respect as necessary institutions against chaos.

Feminism3/10

The movie is saturated with puerile, sex-obsessed humor, including jokes about 'large knockers' and 'blow jobs,' which is the opposite of anti-natalist or 'Girl Boss' messaging. Women are often objectified and presented as sexual targets for the male characters. One female character is a tough and capable martial arts disciple who handles a majority of the action, but this does not override the film's pervasive sexualization and juvenile male focus.

LGBTQ+3/10

The narrative's structure is firmly normative, centering on traditional male-female pairings and the hero advising against a relationship with a ghost because it is 'unnatural'. The only element relating to alternative sexuality is a single gag where a male character is robbed by a 'transvestite,' which is used as a punchline and not an affirmation of 'Queer Theory' or sexual ideology.

Anti-Theism1/10

The main hero, Charlie Jiang, is an ethical and highly respected Taoist Master who uses traditional Taoist magic, Feng Shui, and talismans as the only way to combat the supernatural evil. The film celebrates faith and traditional spiritual practice as the source of strength and objective moral order. The villain is an amoral *practitioner* of Taoism, not the faith itself.